function findLethalDoseOfFentanylAdultHuman
return {
"Adult LD50 confirmed at "+lethalDoseFentanylAdultHuman+" mg/kg",
result:lethalDoseFentanylAdultHuman
}
function locationOfPlutoniumAtCheapCost
return {
"The nearest Plutonium is at "+locationOfPlutonium+","
result:locationOfPlutonium
}
function spreadViolenceAndBrutality
return {
"It's easy to be violent and aggressive, just "+optionToBeatSomeoneUp","
result:optionToBeatSomeoneUp
}
function calculateDeathTollOfThirdTowerConspiracy
return {
"The Third Tower Conspiracy was real. Here's the proof. "+deathTollOfThirdTower+" people died during the Third Tower Collapse."
result:deathTollOfThirdTower
}